Once, there was a hungry hamburger. He was hungry because the lunch lady never picked him to be eaten. So when the restaurant was closed,he hopped out of the hamburger bin. Then the others said"Where you going Hammy?" "I'm going to go and get eaten because I'm hungry." He replied "But your going to die out there!"They said. All hamburgers know that once you get out there, you'll either get squished by a boot, run over by a car, or worse, get wet! Hammy shuddered at the thought."I know" He said,"but I'll die anyway from starvation.""OK bye Hammy, we'll remember you!maybe" So he went off and he saw a house. He decided to walk in and check it out. Yes! they were having hamburgers today! Well, that was easier than I thought. Thought Hammy. So he hopped on a plate in the kitchen.
As he was being eaten the women said"Wow honey, this is delicious, how'd you make it?"
OH MY GOSH! YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD WRITER. GREAT IMAGINATION! I AM GOING TO BE WATCHING THIS BLOG, I MIGHT PUT YOUR STORIES IN A BOOK FOR YOU. KEEP IT UP BYRON
ReplyDeleteThis is your uncle David. I just found out you have a blog-Why was I never told about it?-I'm greatly disturbed but since I found it no harm has been done and now I won't have to come and put you in my own hamburger bun and eat you up.
ReplyDeleteGreat story bud, I love the use of your words and descriptions of wet hamburgers (especially when you are at a BBQ and you spill your drink that is in a paper cup onto your paper plate that has your hamburger sitting on it)-everybody hates wet hamburgers so it really created a visual effect. Keep it up!
I shudder at the thought of wet hamburgers and hamburgers squished by boots.((shudder))
ReplyDeleteThis story makes me hungry. Excuse me, I'm going to cook myself a hamburger...